Thanksgiving to be spent by my lonesome
One turkey was a young hen
She was beautiful and tender
One could never feel in a pen
Her busy life didn’t make her surrender
It’s happened for the last couple of years
The other one was a handsome young Tom
He was smart, tall and somewhat skinny
He was the only known bird who won
An athletic scholarship for cross-country
But Sasha and Daniel were awesome
The third turkey was old and tough
He was going to give you indigestion
His skiing misfortune was simply bad luck
He enjoys receiving and giving affection
They stuffed me with plenty of cheers!